Super Jessica is a celebrated international star (in her own mind). She is a bitchin' hall of Fame rock star to rival Patti Smith and Johnny Cash.... COMBINED (in her mind). Her (imaginary) performances both on stage and screen have made her one of the most beloved acting legends of our time. Her (make believe) speech at the oscars made even Jack Nicholson cry. You may have spotted her hobnobbing (in her dreams) with such artist as Cindy Sherman and Andy Warhol because she is always invited to the best art openings. (In her fantasy life) she does all sorts of other amazing things. I think she even landed on Saturn the same week she single handedly won the Superbowl. Her next project is working on world peace, but it's a tough one.

There are those who say Super Jessica is an artist who graduated from the fancy schmancy School of the Art Institute of Chicago where she studied printmaking, performance art and photography. They say you would currently find her merrily running a teeny tiny little art store in Chapel Hill, NC, but that is just speculation.

She also has a fat little pug which serves as her muse.